the preacher and the choir director

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 22-Aug-2005 12:54:19

Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation.
But when the Pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside.

One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate
ourselves to service.

The director then led the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly
give to the work of the Lord.

The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch
our tongues.

The hymn was 'I Love To Tell The Story.'

The preacher became disgusted over the situation, and the next Sunday he
told the congregation he was considering resigning.

The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'

When the preacher resigned the next week, he told the church that Jesus had
led him there and Jesus was taking him away.

The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'

Post 2 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Monday, 22-Aug-2005 14:22:22

LOL!!! I love it!

Post 3 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Monday, 22-Aug-2005 14:22:38

LOL!!! I love it!

Post 4 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Monday, 22-Aug-2005 14:23:30

sorry for that double post! Sometimes the refresh button is my enamy!